Mars Needs Water

Turns out, my carnivorous plant, Mars, requires distilled water, only.

DIVA!

Don't they only sell that stuff in huge frigging gallons? That seems like a lot for an itty bitty plant. How on earth am I to keep a supply of distilled water around when he will only need it every once in a great while?

What will he require next? Dance and elocution classes?

I should have gotten a cactus.