If I Had The Dosh...

You'd be calling me "HRH Queen Gramercy" by now.

The "independent state" of Sealand, which is off the coast of England, is up for sale.

When I first saw the headline, an island the size of Gilligan's Island came to mind and I had visions of coconut drinks in bamboo cups. I figure the passports would be a nice shade of dark teal and the coins would profile only my good side. Also, I’d run the place like Stalin. Kidding! I kid with you all.

In reality, Sealand is kinda ugly. It’s all metallic and stuff.



Oh well. Delusions of grandeur aside, it was nice to ponder my new country while it lasted.

But, you can still call me "Your Royal Highness" and curtsy in my presence if you still wish to.